Sunday, March 28, 2010

Introduction of best story ever. (Y)

Hi everyone! I'm Alex and this blog started out from the thinking whereby I would like to write more, to improve my writing as well as to give my friends some entertainment. It will be me writing about some stupid acts of my friends, or by giving them names like "Gabriel the sissy boy" or not to be so crude, "Shuhui the nipple-less girl". I will be collaborating with Natasha and both of us will be writing some fiction stories to let you guys 'chio-till-peng'. ^^
Stay tuned for the first chapter.
I will now break down the characters for the first story for you guys! *Drum beats* . . . . . .

Head of BoonLaySecondarySchool.
Principal: Mr. AlexLow.
Vice-Principal: Miss.NatashaTan
Head-Of-All-Levels: Mr.DumbDumbLuqy (Mr.Dumb)

Now that the pros of the school have been announced... Let us introduce you to the fools of BLSS.

Gang: GuanYinMa.
Head : Stephanie.
#1. Phoebe.
#2. WaiJie.
#3. Tabitha.
#4. Shadi.
#5. QiXiu.

Gang: DragonClaw
Head : ShuHui.
#1. Selina.
#2. LiangZhong.
#3. ZhiHuay.
#4. Gabriel.
#5. AhBin

I will start off by giving a brief description of everyone on the list above. If you find the names I gave you detestable or way too abhorrence, you can call me and plead me to change it. But most probably I won't.
Without further ado, let's start off with the GuanYinMa gang.
Stephanie
is the head of this gang and she is very devious. Rumor has made that she killed 108 guys in a blink of eyes with her 千手观音 stance. It was very formidable. Just joking, such corny lines up there. She retained for ONE years, beat that. LOL sorry Steph :(
Next up, Phoebe. She was the infamous Ah Fat of all times. She won the fatty award for being called Ah Fat the most number of times. She has got lots of moles on her body and they called her, 'The-Mole'.
Waijie, his iniquitous character made him so detestable to everyone in the school. His laughter is unique, resemblance to a Hyena. Hia hia hia hia~ Waijie also possess a sore loser attitude which I personally wants to attack on it, nothing close to this story (N) Lastly, he smokes two cigarettes at a time when he is angry. We name that the "Step Kia".
Tabitha : a famous known dolt in school. She is smart and ace for all her examinations. Why was she in the gang then? Obviously being "pulled" in, sorry for the typical word. HAHA. Tabitha is always used by the gang to buy the gang their lunch, do their home works or even pay for their expenses. Poor girl. :( But she does not want to leave GuanYinMa as it is so sat ki to be in a gang y'all know YOYOYO.
Shadi, the mixed breed guy. No, sorry, it was the mixed race guy. Shadi has an impeccable facial features, except his freckles, nose, lips, eyeballs, ear ruined it. /sarcasm
Shadi is from the lower secondary and he takes order only from Stephanie. Those orders would normally be to recruit more students to join the GuanYinMa. If one student refuse to join, execrable act and torture shall be act on him/her. E.g. Pee on their head.
Qixiu : The querulous girl which "yaks" nonstop. She complains about everything, even complains about why her panties has got 3 holes. Smart girl, she sure is. Her intimidating and belligerent look always scares off kids in the supermarket.

Ok, I have briefly describe the characters of GuanYinMa and soon, Natasha or me will update on the DragonClaw's.

Ciao.