Hey! I KNOW YOU ARE DYING TO READ THIS... hur?! Hahahaha! I'm Natasha and it'll be my turn to give you the second introduction, continued from the previous post Alex made.

Today, I'll be giving you a rough idea on what the DragonClaws gang's members are. So let's start NOW. (Ps. I don't have much chim-ness in me, so can't beat Alex at that, haha!)

Every gang has a leader and for this gang, Shuhui. Shuhui is an orphan and she got shotgunned not once, twice nor thrice but ten times! She was proud of it and somehow, her nipple got bitten off while she was engaged in a sex as the other party's fetish was nipple-play. Thus we named her the " Yi li neh "

Secondly, we have Selina. She is professional in farting when she laughs hysterically, yeah. She is also the well known fighter in DragonClaw as you can see from her size. Her cleavage could only afford to squeeze in one toothpick, so you know how well endowed she is. She oftens scratch her crack just to show she owns the whole Pokemon series's boxer. Lastly, they named her Selimon.

Thirdly, LiangZhong. Noticed his hair?! Well, there was once when both GuanYinMa & DragonClaws were fighting over the school canteen's tables. Stephanie from GuanYinMa was trying to do her famous 千手观音 stance on LiangZhong but it unknowingly failed, perhaps she was aging. However, she managed to chop his fringe soooooo straight and also left it looking so dead, like those cheap cheap 10cents seaweed!

Nextly, Zhihuay the hungry ghost. If she doesn't eat anything for recess, she'll be so desperate for food that she'll result kio-ing people's leftovers during recess. Unfortunate Zhihuay, she suffers from breast cancer, leaving her with only one breast. People calls her "Yi li nai". After kio-ing drumlets from people, she will hide them in her blouse, squirt them with some nipple cream (very healthy) and gobble them up. She is extremely close with ShuHui thus the similarity in both names " Yi Li Neh" & " Yi Li Nai". Feel free to call them this in real life. YAY

Then, Gabriel who is partially sissy. He is gay and likes to go around cupping his man boobs, asking people to help him buy seaweed chicken. If they don't, he will do his famous 'Sissy fight', by slapping people super quickly with both hands and at the same time, he will give out a " AHH AHH AHH " sound, perhaps that is his fetish! Conclusion: Help him buy seaweed chicken if not you'll have his sissy-virus.

Last but not least, Weibin the shortest mankind record, standing up to 126cm. He likes to pee in the public, showing his pathetic 3.88cm dick, digging nose in public and eat his boobie (Nose shit). He is the cousin of the head of DragonClaws, so he gets the privilege to recruit his own DRAGONS HAHAHA. He has a powerful mouth then can blabber 912032137293 vulgarities till you BUEYTAHAN. Too talkative I guess, haha.

Omg finally I'm done, stay tuned for Chapter 1 okay!!!! We'll try to post ASAP :)