Looks like somebody didn't keep to what he said ^^
EVERYONE HAS NO MOTIVATION TO UPDATE. Should we delete this blog? :)
Luv,
Natasha \O/
Monday, April 12, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Apologies
Sorry for the lack of updates and made this blog so stagnant. Oh I saw flies here, *smacks*
Numerous ideas are up but I just find it lazy to update.
I promise I will do a proper update by this week :)
- Alex.
Oh, another fly, *smacks*!
Numerous ideas are up but I just find it lazy to update.
I promise I will do a proper update by this week :)
- Alex.
Oh, another fly, *smacks*!
Friday, April 2, 2010
Hey! I KNOW YOU ARE DYING TO READ THIS... hur?! Hahahaha! I'm Natasha and it'll be my turn to give you the second introduction, continued from the previous post Alex made.
Today, I'll be giving you a rough idea on what the DragonClaws gang's members are. So let's start NOW. (Ps. I don't have much chim-ness in me, so can't beat Alex at that, haha!)
Every gang has a leader and for this gang, Shuhui. Shuhui is an orphan and she got shotgunned not once, twice nor thrice but ten times! She was proud of it and somehow, her nipple got bitten off while she was engaged in a sex as the other party's fetish was nipple-play. Thus we named her the " Yi li neh "
Secondly, we have Selina. She is professional in farting when she laughs hysterically, yeah. She is also the well known fighter in DragonClaw as you can see from her size. Her cleavage could only afford to squeeze in one toothpick, so you know how well endowed she is. She oftens scratch her crack just to show she owns the whole Pokemon series's boxer. Lastly, they named her Selimon.
Thirdly, LiangZhong. Noticed his hair?! Well, there was once when both GuanYinMa & DragonClaws were fighting over the school canteen's tables. Stephanie from GuanYinMa was trying to do her famous 千手观音 stance on LiangZhong but it unknowingly failed, perhaps she was aging. However, she managed to chop his fringe soooooo straight and also left it looking so dead, like those cheap cheap 10cents seaweed!
Nextly, Zhihuay the hungry ghost. If she doesn't eat anything for recess, she'll be so desperate for food that she'll result kio-ing people's leftovers during recess. Unfortunate Zhihuay, she suffers from breast cancer, leaving her with only one breast. People calls her "Yi li nai". After kio-ing drumlets from people, she will hide them in her blouse, squirt them with some nipple cream (very healthy) and gobble them up. She is extremely close with ShuHui thus the similarity in both names " Yi Li Neh" & " Yi Li Nai". Feel free to call them this in real life. YAY
Then, Gabriel who is partially sissy. He is gay and likes to go around cupping his man boobs, asking people to help him buy seaweed chicken. If they don't, he will do his famous 'Sissy fight', by slapping people super quickly with both hands and at the same time, he will give out a " AHH AHH AHH " sound, perhaps that is his fetish! Conclusion: Help him buy seaweed chicken if not you'll have his sissy-virus.
Last but not least, Weibin the shortest mankind record, standing up to 126cm. He likes to pee in the public, showing his pathetic 3.88cm dick, digging nose in public and eat his boobie (Nose shit). He is the cousin of the head of DragonClaws, so he gets the privilege to recruit his own DRAGONS HAHAHA. He has a powerful mouth then can blabber 912032137293 vulgarities till you BUEYTAHAN. Too talkative I guess, haha.
Omg finally I'm done, stay tuned for Chapter 1 okay!!!! We'll try to post ASAP :)
Today, I'll be giving you a rough idea on what the DragonClaws gang's members are. So let's start NOW. (Ps. I don't have much chim-ness in me, so can't beat Alex at that, haha!)
Every gang has a leader and for this gang, Shuhui. Shuhui is an orphan and she got shotgunned not once, twice nor thrice but ten times! She was proud of it and somehow, her nipple got bitten off while she was engaged in a sex as the other party's fetish was nipple-play. Thus we named her the " Yi li neh "
Secondly, we have Selina. She is professional in farting when she laughs hysterically, yeah. She is also the well known fighter in DragonClaw as you can see from her size. Her cleavage could only afford to squeeze in one toothpick, so you know how well endowed she is. She oftens scratch her crack just to show she owns the whole Pokemon series's boxer. Lastly, they named her Selimon.
Thirdly, LiangZhong. Noticed his hair?! Well, there was once when both GuanYinMa & DragonClaws were fighting over the school canteen's tables. Stephanie from GuanYinMa was trying to do her famous 千手观音 stance on LiangZhong but it unknowingly failed, perhaps she was aging. However, she managed to chop his fringe soooooo straight and also left it looking so dead, like those cheap cheap 10cents seaweed!
Nextly, Zhihuay the hungry ghost. If she doesn't eat anything for recess, she'll be so desperate for food that she'll result kio-ing people's leftovers during recess. Unfortunate Zhihuay, she suffers from breast cancer, leaving her with only one breast. People calls her "Yi li nai". After kio-ing drumlets from people, she will hide them in her blouse, squirt them with some nipple cream (very healthy) and gobble them up. She is extremely close with ShuHui thus the similarity in both names " Yi Li Neh" & " Yi Li Nai". Feel free to call them this in real life. YAY
Then, Gabriel who is partially sissy. He is gay and likes to go around cupping his man boobs, asking people to help him buy seaweed chicken. If they don't, he will do his famous 'Sissy fight', by slapping people super quickly with both hands and at the same time, he will give out a " AHH AHH AHH " sound, perhaps that is his fetish! Conclusion: Help him buy seaweed chicken if not you'll have his sissy-virus.
Last but not least, Weibin the shortest mankind record, standing up to 126cm. He likes to pee in the public, showing his pathetic 3.88cm dick, digging nose in public and eat his boobie (Nose shit). He is the cousin of the head of DragonClaws, so he gets the privilege to recruit his own DRAGONS HAHAHA. He has a powerful mouth then can blabber 912032137293 vulgarities till you BUEYTAHAN. Too talkative I guess, haha.
Omg finally I'm done, stay tuned for Chapter 1 okay!!!! We'll try to post ASAP :)
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Introduction of best story ever. (Y)
Hi everyone! I'm Alex and this blog started out from the thinking whereby I would like to write more, to improve my writing as well as to give my friends some entertainment. It will be me writing about some stupid acts of my friends, or by giving them names like "Gabriel the sissy boy" or not to be so crude, "Shuhui the nipple-less girl". I will be collaborating with Natasha and both of us will be writing some fiction stories to let you guys 'chio-till-peng'. ^^
Stay tuned for the first chapter.
I will now break down the characters for the first story for you guys! *Drum beats* . . . . . .
Head of BoonLaySecondarySchool.
Principal: Mr. AlexLow.
Vice-Principal: Miss.NatashaTan
Head-Of-All-Levels: Mr.DumbDumbLuqy (Mr.Dumb)
Now that the pros of the school have been announced... Let us introduce you to the fools of BLSS.
#1. Phoebe.
#2. WaiJie.
#3. Tabitha.
#4. Shadi.
#5. QiXiu.
Gang: DragonClaw
Stay tuned for the first chapter.
I will now break down the characters for the first story for you guys! *Drum beats* . . . . . .
Head of BoonLaySecondarySchool.
Principal: Mr. AlexLow.
Vice-Principal: Miss.NatashaTan
Head-Of-All-Levels: Mr.DumbDumbLuqy (Mr.Dumb)
Now that the pros of the school have been announced... Let us introduce you to the fools of BLSS.
Gang: GuanYinMa.
Head : Stephanie.#1. Phoebe.
#2. WaiJie.
#3. Tabitha.
#4. Shadi.
#5. QiXiu.
Gang: DragonClaw
Head : ShuHui.
#1. Selina.
#2. LiangZhong.
#3. ZhiHuay.
#4. Gabriel.
#5. AhBin
I will start off by giving a brief description of everyone on the list above. If you find the names I gave you detestable or way too abhorrence, you can call me and plead me to change it. But most probably I won't.
Without further ado, let's start off with the GuanYinMa gang.
Stephanie is the head of this gang and she is very devious. Rumor has made that she killed 108 guys in a blink of eyes with her 千手观音 stance. It was very formidable. Just joking, such corny lines up there. She retained for ONE years, beat that. LOL sorry Steph :(
Next up, Phoebe. She was the infamous Ah Fat of all times. She won the fatty award for being called Ah Fat the most number of times. She has got lots of moles on her body and they called her, 'The-Mole'.
Waijie, his iniquitous character made him so detestable to everyone in the school. His laughter is unique, resemblance to a Hyena. Hia hia hia hia~ Waijie also possess a sore loser attitude which I personally wants to attack on it, nothing close to this story (N) Lastly, he smokes two cigarettes at a time when he is angry. We name that the "Step Kia".
Tabitha : a famous known dolt in school. She is smart and ace for all her examinations. Why was she in the gang then? Obviously being "pulled" in, sorry for the typical word. HAHA. Tabitha is always used by the gang to buy the gang their lunch, do their home works or even pay for their expenses. Poor girl. :( But she does not want to leave GuanYinMa as it is so sat ki to be in a gang y'all know YOYOYO.
Shadi, the mixed breed guy. No, sorry, it was the mixed race guy. Shadi has an impeccable facial features, except his freckles, nose, lips, eyeballs, ear ruined it. /sarcasm
Shadi is from the lower secondary and he takes order only from Stephanie. Those orders would normally be to recruit more students to join the GuanYinMa. If one student refuse to join, execrable act and torture shall be act on him/her. E.g. Pee on their head.
Qixiu : The querulous girl which "yaks" nonstop. She complains about everything, even complains about why her panties has got 3 holes. Smart girl, she sure is. Her intimidating and belligerent look always scares off kids in the supermarket.
Ok, I have briefly describe the characters of GuanYinMa and soon, Natasha or me will update on the DragonClaw's.
Ciao.
#1. Selina.
#2. LiangZhong.
#3. ZhiHuay.
#4. Gabriel.
#5. AhBin
I will start off by giving a brief description of everyone on the list above. If you find the names I gave you detestable or way too abhorrence, you can call me and plead me to change it. But most probably I won't.
Without further ado, let's start off with the GuanYinMa gang.
Stephanie is the head of this gang and she is very devious. Rumor has made that she killed 108 guys in a blink of eyes with her 千手观音 stance. It was very formidable. Just joking, such corny lines up there. She retained for ONE years, beat that. LOL sorry Steph :(
Next up, Phoebe. She was the infamous Ah Fat of all times. She won the fatty award for being called Ah Fat the most number of times. She has got lots of moles on her body and they called her, 'The-Mole'.
Waijie, his iniquitous character made him so detestable to everyone in the school. His laughter is unique, resemblance to a Hyena. Hia hia hia hia~ Waijie also possess a sore loser attitude which I personally wants to attack on it, nothing close to this story (N) Lastly, he smokes two cigarettes at a time when he is angry. We name that the "Step Kia".
Tabitha : a famous known dolt in school. She is smart and ace for all her examinations. Why was she in the gang then? Obviously being "pulled" in, sorry for the typical word. HAHA. Tabitha is always used by the gang to buy the gang their lunch, do their home works or even pay for their expenses. Poor girl. :( But she does not want to leave GuanYinMa as it is so sat ki to be in a gang y'all know YOYOYO.
Shadi, the mixed breed guy. No, sorry, it was the mixed race guy. Shadi has an impeccable facial features, except his freckles, nose, lips, eyeballs, ear ruined it. /sarcasm
Shadi is from the lower secondary and he takes order only from Stephanie. Those orders would normally be to recruit more students to join the GuanYinMa. If one student refuse to join, execrable act and torture shall be act on him/her. E.g. Pee on their head.
Qixiu : The querulous girl which "yaks" nonstop. She complains about everything, even complains about why her panties has got 3 holes. Smart girl, she sure is. Her intimidating and belligerent look always scares off kids in the supermarket.
Ok, I have briefly describe the characters of GuanYinMa and soon, Natasha or me will update on the DragonClaw's.
Ciao.
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